United Wrestling Alliance

Michael · Subject: Re: United Wrestling Alliance Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:52 pm

Highlights from the Randy Orton/Shawn Michaels brawl from earlier tonight air.

'Sexy Boy' plays and Shawn Michaels enters the arena to a HUGE pop from the fans.

'Voices' plays and Randy Orton walks out to a chorus of boos from the fans.

Before the match can start, general manager, Michael appears on the titantron.

Michael: Now, before this main event gets started, I needed to add a little touch to it. Make the television debut of UWA amazing. So tonight this main event RIGHT NOW, is going to be No Holds Barred!

The announcement puts a smirk on Randy Orton's face as the fans boo.

UWA Championship No Holds Barred Match
Shawn Michaels vs Randy Orton

Ding...Ding...Ding!

Randy Orton and Shawn Michaels run at each other and start to clobber each other with huge rights and lefts. Randy Orton drives his shoulder in to the gut of Shawn Michaels and backs him in to the corner. Randy Orton gets up face to face to Michaels' and slaps him across the face which got him tons of heat. Shawn Michaels nails Randy Orton across the chest with a huge chop. Randy Orton retaliates with a huge right hand to the face of Shawn Michaels. Randy Orton grabs Shawn Michaels by the hair and throws him face first in to the top turnbuckle. Shawn Michaels walks along the ropes but Randy Orton nails him across the chest with a clothesline which sends him over the top rope and out on to the floor! Randy Orton quickly steps out on to the apron and jumps down on to the floor. Randy Orton hits Shawn Michaels in the chest with a huge stomp. Randy Orton then walks over the chest of Shawn Michaels to a chorus of boos from the fans. Randy Orton picks Shawn Michaels up and throws him face first in to the ring apron. Randy Orton grabs Shawn Michaels by the arm and throws him back first in to the steel ring steps. Randy Orton stares at Shawn Michaels who sits against the steel steps motionless. Randy Orton lifts the ring skirt and pulls a steel chair out. Shawn Michaels finally comes back and slowly gets to his feet. Randy Orton goes for a chair shot but Shawn Michaels moves and Orton hits the steel ring steps. Orton turns around with the steel chair up to his face but Shawn Michaels kicks the chair in to Orton's face and Orton falls back on the floor with the chair over his chest! Shawn Michaels looks down at Randy Orton on the floor who holds his chin. Shawn Michaels picks Randy Orton up off the mat to his feet and kicks Randy Orton in the gut. Shawn Michaels forces Randy Orton to climb the steel steps but Orton rakes the eyes of Shawn Michaels to push Michaels' off. Shawn Michaels turns back to Randy Orton but Randy Orton nails Shawn Michaels over the head with a double axe handle which takes Michaels' down on the floor! Randy Orton lifts the ring skirt up and searches for something under the ring. Randy Orton pulls out a trash can and a trash can lid and throws them in to the ring. Randy Orton continues to search under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick, a street sign and a table and throws them all in to the ring. Randy Orton picks Shawn Michaels up and slides him in to the ring.

Randy Orton picks the steel steps up and throws them over the top rope and back in to the ring, towards Shawn Michaels but Shawn Michaels slides out of the way. Randy Orton rolls under the bottom rope back in to the ring. Shawn Michaels gets up to his feet but quickly gets taken down with a huge dropkick from Randy Orton. Randy Orton quickly takes advantage and goes for the cover. 1...2...Shawn Michaels kicks out! Randy Orton picks Shawn Michaels up to his feet and throws him in to the corner. Randy Orton picks a kendo stick up off the mat and winds up. Shawn Michaels walks out of the corner and Randy Orton nails Shawn Michaels in the gut with a huge kendo stick shot! Shawn Michaels simply drops down to his knees and Randy Orton takes advantage as he nails Shawn Michaels in the back with a huge kendo stick shot and Shawn Michaels squirms all over the ring as he holds his back. Randy Orton kicks Shawn Michaels chest which turns Michaels' over on his back. Randy Orton stomps hard on the chest of Shawn Michaels as the fans boo. Randy Orton stands on top of Shawn Michaels' chest and then jumps up and nails Shawn Michaels in the chest with a high angle knee drop! Randy Orton looks over at the steel steps and then walks over to them. Randy Orton drags the steel steps to the middle of the ring and looks at Shawn Michaels with a sadistic, sinister look on his face. Randy Orton picks Shawn Michaels up by the hair and grabs him in a front facelock to a ton of boos from the fans. Randy Orton looks at the steel steps and continues to hold Shawn Michaels in the front facelock for an RKO most likely. Randy Orton runs with Shawn Michaels and attempts an RKO over the steel steps but Shawn Michaels pushes Randy Orton off and Randy Orton crashes on the steel ring steps back first as the fans go nuts and Orton screams in pain as he holds his back! Shawn Michaels falls back in to the corner and strokes his hair back as he looks down at Randy Orton who holds his back. Randy Orton crawls to the ropes and sneakingly picks a trash can lid up as he reaches a vertical base. Shawn Michaels runs at Randy Orton but Randy Orton whips out the trash can lid and attempts to hit Shawn Michaels but Michaels dodges and picks up the trash can. Randy Orton turns around and Shawn Michaels throws the trash can over Randy's face. Shawn Michaels jumps up and takes Randy Orton down by crushing the trash can in to Orton's face with a dropkick! Shawn Michaels crawls to the body of Orton and hooks the leg for the cover. 1...2...Orton gets the shoulder up and in the process throws the trash can off his face.

Shawn Michaels picks Randy Orton up to his feet and throws him face first in to the top turnbuckle. Shawn Michaels backs away from Randy Orton and picks up the steel steps. Shawn Michaels charges at Randy Orton in the corner but Randy slides out of the corner and Shawn Michaels stops dead in his tracks before he drove the steel steps in the corner. Shawn Michaels turns to Randy who dropkicks the steel steps in to the gut of Michaels. Shawn Michaels immediately drops the steel steps and backs in to the ropes as he holds his gut. Randy Orton holds his knee as he walks towards a table he brought in to the ring and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Randy Orton rolls under the bottom rope and to the outside. Randy Orton lifts the ring skirt and searches under the ring for a weapon and he introduces a 20ft. ladder!

Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! KING!

Jerry Lawler: JR, that has to be about 25 to 30 feet high, my goodness!

Randy Orton sets the ladder up on the outside of the ring and starts to climb up to the top. Shawn Michaels steps out on to the apron and jumps down on to the floor and then starts to climb up the ladder. Shawn Michaels and Randy Orton exchange huge right hands on the top of the ladder but Randy Orton takes advantage and low blows Shawn Michaels. Randy Orton then throws Shawn Michaels face first on the top of the ladder and grabs him in an RKO facelock position again. Randy Orton jumps off the ladder with Shawn Michaels and plants Shawn Michaels in the steel steps with a huge super RKO off the ladder as Shawn Michaels rolls on to his chest and lays motionless on the mat as he covers his face while Randy Orton lays on his back with his body spread out and all!

Jim Ross: OH MY GOD! KING! SHAWN MICHAELS GOT A SUPER RKO OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND HE LANDED ON THE STEEL STEPS FACE FIRST! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!

Randy Orton sits up and holds his back as the fans applaud both men. Randy Orton crawls to Shawn Michaels lifeless body and pushes him over on his back to reveal and bloodied and battered Shawn Michaels. Randy Orton hooks the leg of Michaels' for the cover.

Jim Ross: It has to be over here, folks!

The referee goes down and makes the count. 1...2...3 NO! SHAWN MICHAELS JUST GETS THE SHOULDER UP AND THE FANS GO ABSOLUTELY WILD IN THE STAPLES CENTER!

Jerry Lawler: OH MY GOD! The will to survive of Shawn Michaels! He just won't give up! He wants the UWA Championship!

Randy Orton sits up and looks in to the crowd in disbelief. Randy Orton sits over the chest of Shawn Michaels and pummels him with huge right hands to the open wound but Shawn Michaels throws Randy Orton off him. Randy Orton gets up to his feet and turns back to Shawn Michaels on his knees. Randy Orton runs at Shawn Michaels and looks for a punt but Michaels moves his head and Orton kicks the ropes. Shawn Michaels gets up to his feet and takes Randy Orton down with a weak neckbreaker! Shawn Michaels quickly hooks the leg of Randy Orton for the cover. 1...2...Randy Orton kicks out. Shawn Michaels gets up on his knees in shock as Orton rolls out on to the apron. Shawn Michaels gets up to his feet and steps out on to the apron to join Randy Orton. Randy Orton nails Shawn with a huge right hand which sends Shawn Michaels back away from Randy Orton. Randy Orton runs to Shawn Michaels along the apron but Shawn Michaels catches Orton in the jaw with a huge superkick which sends the fans in a frenzy! Randy Orton looks up in to the crowd with a blank stare and then falls back, off the apron and down on the floor as Shawn Michaels leans back against the ropes and looks at Randy Orton who lays motionless on the floor! Shawn Michaels falls down on the apron and sits there as he rests his head on the ring post. After a few seconds, Shawn Michaels jumps down on to the floor and picks Randy Orton's dead weight up. Shawn Michaels throws Orton in to the ring and follows. Shawn Michaels hooks the leg for the cover. 1...2...3 NO RANDY ORTON GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Shawn Michaels gets up on his knees and looks up at the roof of the Staples Center in disbelief. Shawn Michaels picks Randy Orton up, but Orton gets as far as his knees before he low blows Shawn Michaels to a chorus of boos from the fans. Randy Orton gets up to a vertical base under his own power and grabs Shawn Michaels in a front facelock and then lifts Shawn Michaels legs up on to the second rope. Randy Orton looks in to the crowd with a sinister look on his face and then plants Shawn Michaels on his head with a huge modified DDT! Randy Orton turns Shawn Michaels over on his back and hooks the leg for the cover. 1...2...Shawn Michaels gets the shoulder up as the fans go nuts and Randy Orton looks in to the crowd in shock!

Randy Orton gets up to a vertical base and rotates his head as he looks down at Shawn Michaels and then the table. Randy Orton grabs the bloodied and battered Shawn Michaels by the hair and walks him to the ropes. Randy Orton grabs Shawn Michaels in an RKO facelock again and looks at the table. Randy Orton puts a sadistic, sinister look on his face and runs at the table with Shawn Michaels for an RKO but Shawn Michaels pushes Orton off and Orton jumps over the table and lands on the other side of the table. Randy Orton lunges over the table and takes Shawn Michaels down with a stiff right to the open wound of Michaels. Randy Orton drops down on the mat and rolls to the outside of the ring. Randy Orton lifts up the ring skirt and immediately pulls out yet another table. Randy Orton slides it in to the ring and follows back in. Randy Orton opens up it's legs and then sets it up on top of the other table. Randy Orton picks Shawn Michaels up to his feet and yells in Shawn's face saying, "I'm going to hurt you, you son of a bitch!" which set Shawn Michaels on fire and Shawn starts to hit Randy Orton across the chest with hard knife edge chops! Shawn Michaels kicks Randy in the gut and Randy backs up all the way in to the corner. Shawn Michaels lifts Randy up and allows him to sit up on the top turnbuckle. Shawn Michaels throws Randy's legs behind to allow Shawn Michaels climb up to the second turnbuckle to join Randy. Shawn Michaels' starts to nail Randy Orton with hard right hands in the head. Shawn Michaels climbs up to the top rope but Randy Orton immediately takes advantage with a hard low blow and Shawn Michaels' falls groin area first on the top rope beside Shawn Michaels. Randy Orton gets up on the top turnbuckle and picks Shawn Michaels up along with him as Shawn Michaels stands on the top rope with his bloody dripping all over the mat. Randy Orton grabs Shawn Michaels in an RKO facelock and both men jump off at the same time and Randy Orton plants Shawn Michaels through both tables with a huge super RKO as the pieces explode everywhere! Shawn Michaels turns over on his back off the momentum of the fall and Randy Orton rests his arm over the chest of Shawn Michaels! The referee goes down for the pinfall! 1...2...3!

Result: Randy Orton via pinfall @ 17:35 to become the new and first ever UWA Champion!!

Randy Orton barely sits up from the pain and receives the UWA Championship. Randy Orton gets up to his feet and holds the UWA Championship up high to a chorus of boos from the fans! Suddenly...

THE LIGHTS GO OUT! NO GONG, BUT THE LIGHTS ARE OUT! The lights stay out for quite sometime, about three minutes long, and finally, when the lights come back on, SHAWN MICHAELS IS ON THE UNDERTAKER'S SYMBOL! THE UNDERTAKER AND THE MINISTRY HAVE SACRIFICED THE BLOODIED AND BATTERED SHAWN MICHAELS! The fans finally give The Undertaker and the Ministry a sour reaction as they boo the living hell out of the Ministry AND The Undertaker. Randy Orton looks at The Undertaker and the Ministry on the rampway as Undertaker rolls his eyes behind his head with Paul Bearer and Kane standing by his side as the rest of the Ministry look up at Shawn Michaels. The Undertaker raises his hands and fire engulfs on the rampway in a circle and they surround Shawn Michaels as he hangs motionless on The Undertaker's symbol. Randy Orton looks in disbelief as The Undertaker stares at Randy Orton and motions around his waist as he wants the UWA Championship. Randy Orton looks at his championship and then The Undertaker as the cameras fade to end the show!

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**Y2J** · Subject: Re: United Wrestling Alliance Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:54 pm

BM: Loved the elimination match for the United States Champion. 5 of my favourite competitors in the ring, and happy with the result, as my sig suggests Razz

. Mr US Champion... CHAMPION! I loved the main event also with HBK vs. Orton, with Orton being the new champ. Great matches.

WM: The worst match in my opinion was Ted Dibiase vs. Kane, as it was obvious that Kane was going to win. Love the Ministry of Darkness, by the way.

BP: I liked the opening promo a lot with the Undertaker, at ome points it was out of character but the Ministry of Darkness, I love it! Hopefully Taker will become he UWA Champion. Also mate, congrats on the aftermath of the main event. Top stuff there mate.

WP: All of your promo's were good and they all served a purpose, so I go with none of them.

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Michael · Subject: Re: United Wrestling Alliance Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:08 pm

UWA News & Notes
PWInsider.com
December 6th, 2007

-The Undertaker is said to be very happy with his new ministry gimmick in UWA. He wasn't so fond of it when he was in WWE/F, so before they went through with it, JBL talked it over with Undertaker before the show and Undertaker agreed. He's said to be very happy with the way it's going, especially after the debut show of UWA.

-The rumored main event for Last Rites is for Randy Orton to defend against Shawn Michaels with Undertaker as special referee. As we know, things can always change.

-Expect a Mr. Kennedy/Jeff Hardy/MVP feud to come out of what happened at the debut show.

-The Santino Marella/Michael/JBL stuff is supposed to end this upcoming show. It is believed to be Santino will be in action.

-Muhammad Hassan will likely be in in-ring action this week on UWA.

-Although it is a while away, the rumored WrestleBowl main event is currently Randy Orton vs The Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels with some sort of stipulation.

-UWA is also in contact with Chris Parker, AKA, Abyss. They might bring him in as a face to feud with Kane from the ministry.

-The reason Chris Jericho didn't appear on the debut show was because he had scheduled a book signing. It was his last of the bunch so expect him to come back on television this week.
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UWA House Show Results
December 5th, 2007

Mr. Kennedy def. Ron Killings @ 7:20 to retain the United States Championship.

MVP & AJ Styles def. Jeff Hardy & Chris Jericho @ 14:28.

Samoa Joe def. A-Train @ 5:34 by DQ.

Big Show def. Ted DiBiase @ 3:30.

Elijah Burke & Shelton Benjamin def. Cryme Tyme @ 6:02 to retain the UWA Tag Team Championships.

Kane def. D-Lo Brown @ 5:54.

Rikishi & John Cena def. Umaga & Muhammad Hassan @ 9:29.
--Edge was originally supposed to compete, but he claimed to have a groin injury, so Muhammad Hassan was his replacement.

Shawn Michaels & Triple H def. Brock Lesnar & Christian Cage @ 13:33.

Randy Orton def. The Undertaker @ 18:04 by DQ when all of the ministry attacked Randy Orton.
--Shawn Michaels came out to make the save for Randy Orton, but then superkicked Randy Orton. When Michaels' left, Orton got up and got an applause, but he told the fans to shut up and that he doesn't need their support!

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BM: The opening match stood out for me, Great 5 man action here and very well booked with great pacing

WM: None IMO. They were all solid even Kane/Ted because it establishes Kane

BP: Santino/JBL For comic value.

WP: All got their point across so it's hard to choose so i won't. Solid job.

Overall: 9/10. This was a very good BTB and the storyline progress is great, stick with it.

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Michael · Subject: Re: United Wrestling Alliance Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:17 pm

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**Y2J** · Subject: Re: United Wrestling Alliance Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:09 am

LOL, I don't think you meant to post that Smile

. Anyway, there were some nice news and notes, and if the triple threat between Taker, Orton and HBK does take place, it would be awesome to see a Triple Threat Hell in a Cell. MAKE IT HAPPEN! Nah, just kidding, can't wait until your next show.

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Michael · Subject: Re: United Wrestling Alliance Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:45 am

I don't know WTF is happening. I'm trying to post my show, but it keeps coming up blank.

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daromacIII · Subject: Re: United Wrestling Alliance Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:47 am

Damn. It happened to you too?!. It happened to me but i just signed out then after i went on later. Boom. it was there.

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Michael · Subject: Re: United Wrestling Alliance Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:33 pm

United Wrestling Alliance
December 10th, 2007
St. Louis, Missouri
Scottrade Center

*Pyro*
*Pyro*
*Pyro*

The cameras search through the arena and the fans go absolutely wild! Immediately...

'Voices' plays and Randy Orton comes out to a huge pop from the fans as it is his hometown!

Randy Orton enters the ring with the UWA Championship and takes a microphone. The fans chant "Orton! Orton!" loudly as Randy Orton just looks in to the crowd.

Randy Orton: ...

Before Randy can talk...

'Ministry' plays and all of the Ministry walks out to a huge amount of boos from the fans.

The Ministry surround Randy Orton as they circle him. The Undertaker sports the ministry look from the 90s in their run and now Paul Bearer holds a microphone up to Undertaker's mouth.

The Undertaker: Randy Orton. NEW UWA Champion. Congratulations. You deserve it.

The fans pop.

Randy Orton: What the hell do you want, Undertaker!?

The Undertaker: It's not what I want, Randy. It's what you owe me. I took out your main rival last week. Shawn Michaels! I took him out and I made him suffer. I promised a sacrifice last week and everyone got it when I sacrificed Shawn Michaels. And now, Randy, you have no contender, except for me. So Randy, I think you owe me the UWA Championship Match at Last Rites.

The fans boo tons.

Randy Orton: 'Taker, 'Taker, 'Taker! What the hell makes you think you deserve a UWA Championship match. Especially when I could've done that to Shawn Michaels MYSELF!

The fans pop as The Undertaker nods sarcastically.

The Undertaker: Randy, if you know what's good for you, you'll return the favor. You'll give me the UWA Championship match!

Randy Orton: There is NO CHANCE on gods green earth that I am giving you the UWA Championship for something I could've done MYSELF!

The fans go nuts.

The Undertaker: Randy... if you know what's right for you, you will give me the UWA Championship match at Last Rites.

Right then the Ministry steps in closer and circles Randy Orton. Suddenly...

'Sexy Boy' plays and Shawn Michaels runs out to a huge pop from the fans.

Shawn Michaels nails Undertaker with a huge right hand which takes him to the corner. Shawn Michaels superkicks Big Show, then Brock Lesnar, then Shelton Benjamin, then Elijah Burke. A-Train picks Shawn Michaels up for a train wreck but Shawn Michaels jumps down on his feet and superkicks A-Train! The Undertaker and Paul Bearer flee as Kane is left alone. Shawn Michaels then superkicks Kane over the top rope and out on to the floor. Shawn Michaels turns around to Randy Orton who RKOs Shawn Michaels to a huge pop from the live audience in St. Louis, Missouri! Randy Orton stands over Shawn Michaels' body and then holds up the UWA Championship in The Undertaker's face. Michael suddenly appears on the titantron.

Michael: Alright, enough! Look up here, Undertaker, I'm talking to you, too you sick freak! Tonight the main event is going to be Randy Orton and Shawn Michaels teaming up to take on you, Undertaker and Undertaker, you get to choose your partner... but he MUST be from the ministry of darkness!

Paul Bearer holds the microphone up to Undertaker's mouth.

The Undertaker: Randy, Shawn, tonight, you two will pay for your sins! Even if it is in the worst way possible!

The Undertaker laughs meniacally as he rolls his eyes behind his head. Randy Orton smirks as the cameras fade to commercial.

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'Turn Up The Trebble' plays and Mr. Kennedy walks out with the US Title around his waist to a chorus of boos from the fans.

Jim Ross: Well what the hell is this? Mr. Kennedy is supposed to be out here.

Jerry Lawler: He's the United States Champion, JR. He can take liberty in to his own hands now.

Mr. Kennedy enters the ring, walks to the middle of the ring, reaches up and takes the microphone. Before he speaks, he looks down at his waist and stares at the UWA United States Championship. The fans boo as Mr. Kennedy puts his hand over it and laughs.

Mr. Kennedy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! What you see in this ring right now is a global phenomenon, what you see in front of your eyes is the future of United Wrestling Alliance, what you see in front of your very eyes is the best UWA United States Champion to come, MIIIIISSSSSSSSSTTTTTTEEEEEEERRRRRRR KENNNNNNEEEEDDDDDDDYYYY!

The heat pours on Mr. Kennedy as he climbs up to the second turnbuckle and poses.

Mr. Kennedy: KENNEDY! And I bet you're asking yourself this question. Will I be a champion to back down from a fight or will I be a fighting, a defending champion to prove and show my honour for this championship I hold in my possession! Well you guessed right, I will and hell, I'll start out tonight because I have an open challenge for ANYONE who thinks they can take me to the limit yet fail in the process of winning this match, but you see, the match won't be tonight. No, no, no. You idiots don't deserve it! But December 23rd, 2007 we have our first PPV, LAST RITES. And that is when the match will take place.

The fans boo, but suddenly...

'What's up' plays and Ron Killings walks out to a mixed reaction from the fans.

Mr. Kennedy looks at Killings with a 'WTF!?' look on his face.

Mr. Kennedy: Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, sir, people like you, NOBODIES, should be behind the barricade WATCHING the show. Not being in my ring. Not trying to confront...

Ron Killings raises his hand in Mr. Kennedy's face which shuts Kennedy up as the fans pop.

Ron Killings: Mr. Kennedy. I came here for one reason. I need to make my name made here in UWA, and I WANT THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!

Mr. Kennedy nods. He acts like he's going to back away but then runs at Ron Killings but Killings takes the United States Champion down with a superkick and the fans go nuts. Ron Killings picks Mr. Kennedy up, turns him around and holds him in position for a reverse DDT but Killings lifts Kennedy up and plants him in the mat with a reverse suplex! Ron Killings jumps up to his feet and the fans go nuts. Ron Killings picks the United States Championship up high as the fans go wild. Killings throws it down on the body of Kennedy as he lays motionless on the mat and walks out of the ring up the rampway.

In another area backstage in a dark room, we find Montel Vontavious Porter.

MVP: Last week, I had the opportunity to cement my name in UWA history. Last week I had the opportunity to quickly become the biggest phenomenon all of wrestling has ever seen. But yet because of one man, and one man only, I can no longer hope to accomplish that. Who is that because of? One man. One man. Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy, that stinkin', no wrestling, all high flying, piece of trash wrestler that UWA signed. You see, Jeff Hardy though it would be fun to eliminate me, but yet little did he know I can come back with my own rebuttal. That's exactly what I did. Because if you remember from last week, I attacked Jeff Hardy and I cost him the match. So Jeff Hardy, let that be a message to you, NEVER get in MVP's business again! I am half man half amazing, and I am better than you, Jeff. So let that be a message AND a warning to you!

The cameras pan out as the fans boo and the cameras fade to commercial.

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Michael · Subject: Re: United Wrestling Alliance Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:34 pm

Later Tonight: Shawn Michaels & Randy Orton vs The Undertaker & Someone from Ministry

Also...

Later Tonight: Street Fight - John Cena vs Umaga.

Backstage we find AJ Styles getting coffee in the back. Suddenly, Chris Jericho walks in.

Chris Jericho: Hey! Look! It's AJ Styles! Weren't you in US Title match last week... and didn't you lose!?

Chris Jericho laughs.

AJ Styles: Jericho. We first met each other in 2003, and since then you've changed man. You've changed...

AJ Styles shakes his head and walks off as Chris Jericho laughs.

'Loaded' plays and Jeff Hardy comes out to a huge pop from the fans.

'Ministry' plays and Kane walks out with Paul Bearer to a chorus of boos from the fans.

Jeff Hardy vs Kane [w/Paul Bearer]

Ding...Ding...Ding!

Kane and Jeff meet in the center of the ring and tie up but Kane overpowers Jeff Hardy and throws him in to the corner to a ton of boos from the fans. Jeff Hardy shoots back at Kane and nails him with hard rights to the jaw and the fans go wild but Kane stops Jeff's momentum with a hard uppercut under the chin. Kane bounces off the ropes and hits Jeff Hardy across the chest with a leg drop! Kane holds Jeff's shoulders down and the referee goes down to make a count. 1...2...Jeff Hardy kicks out! Kane picks Jeff Hardy up by the hair and throws him face first in the top turnbuckle. Kane walks over to Jeff Hardy and hits him with a hard elbow to the side of the head. Kane grabs Jeff Hardy by the arm and strongly irish whips him in to the opposite corner. Jeff Hardy bounces out of the corner and Kane goes for a clothesline but Jeff Hardy dodges. Kane turns around to Jeff Hardy and Jeff Hardy starts to hit Kane with hard rights and lefts to the jaw and face of Kane. Jeff Hardy pushes Kane to the corner and starts to hit him with hard stomps in the gut. Jeff Hardy continues to nail Kane with hard right hands in the head but Kane finally pushes Jeff Hardy off. Jeff Hardy runs back at Kane but Kane lunges out of the corner and takes Hardy down with a clothesline across the chest! Kane crawls to the body of Jeff Hardy and hooks the leg for the cover. 1...2...Jeff Hardy gets the shoulder up. Kane grabs Jeff Hardy by the hair and tosses him over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Kane steps over the top rope out on to the apron and then jumps down on the floor. Kane grabs Jeff Hardy by the head and throws Jeff Hardy face first in the steel steps. Kane doesn't allow Jeff Hardy to fall in the floor, instead, he drags Jeff Hardy by the steel ring post and throws him shoulder first in the ring post. Jeff Hardy backs out of the corner and turns around to Kane and Kane scoops Jeff Hardy up and throws him down on the mat with a hard scoop slam!

Jim Ross: OH! That sickening thud!

Kane rolls under the bottom rope and back to the outside of the ring to break up the count. Kane picks Jeff Hardy up but Jeff Hardy takes Kane down with a drop toehold and Kane falls face first on the announce table in front of Jerry Lawler and JR. Jeff Hardy jumps up to his feet and taunts Paul Bearer. Jeff Hardy suddenly looks up the rampway and finds The Undertaker leading A-Train, Brock Lesnar & Elijah Burke down to the ring. Jeff Hardy picks Kane up off the floor and throws him in to the ring and Jeff Hardy quickly follows. Jeff Hardy continues to look around the ring as Burke, Undertaker, A-Train and Lesnar surround the ring now. Jeff Hardy turns around to Kane but Kane catches Jeff Hardy by the throat. Kane picks Jeff Hardy up but Jeff Hardy slides out of it and lands on his feet. Jeff Hardy then nails Kane in the knee with a low dropkick which takes Kane down on the mat with one knee. Jeff Hardy runs off the ropes and back towards Kane but Kane catches Jeff Hardy by his side and plants Jeff Hardy in the mat with a sidewalk slam. Kane leans by his side on Jeff Hardy's body and the referee goes down to make the count. 1...2...Jeff Hardy gets the shoulder up! Kane nails Jeff Hardy with a huge right hand to the forehead and Jeff Hardy rolls all the way to the corner. Jeff Hardy reaches up, grabs the ropes and gets up to his feet. Jeff Hardy leans back in the corner as he holds his back. Elijah Burke jumps up on the apron and Jeff Hardy runs out of the corner at Burke but the lights flicker on and off to stop Jeff Hardy. Elijah Burke laughs as Jeff Hardy turns around to Kane and Kane grabs Jeff Hardy by the throat. Kane lifts Jeff Hardy up and throws him down on the mat with a huge chokeslam! 1...2...Jeff Hardy gets his foot on the bottom rope!

Kane picks Jeff Hardy up in disbelief. Kane shakes his head and then throws his hand on the throat of Jeff Hardy yet again. Kane picks Jeff Hardy up in the air but Hardy lifts his legs and takes Kane down with a hurricanrana. Kane gets up to his feet in the corner and Jeff Hardy recovers and stares at Kane. Jeff Hardy runs at Kane in the corner and jumps up to get on his thighs. Jeff Hardy attempts a monkey flip but Kane pushes Jeff Hardy off but Hardy lands on his feet. Jeff Hardy runs at Kane once again and Kane goes for a clothesline but Jeff Hardy dodges and runs up the corner and then takes Kane down with a whipser in the wind! Jeff Hardy lays over the body of Kane for the cover. 1...2...Kane gets the shoulder up. Jeff Hardy gets up to his feet and holds up the Hardy gunz to a pop from the fans. Jeff Hardy picks Kane up and nails him with a few forearms to the jaw. Jeff Hardy kicks Kane in the gut, holds him in a front facelock and then takes Kane down with a twist of fate! The fans go nuts as Jeff Hardy goes out on to the apron and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Jeff Hardy looks around at his surroundings as the ministry looks up at him on the top turnbuckle and then suddenly...

'I'm comin!' plays and MVP walks out but stays on the top of the rampway.

Jeff Hardy jumps off the top turnbuckle and walks to the ropes as he and MVP have a stare down while the ministry look over at MVP. Meanwhile, Kane sits up and then gets to a vertical base behind Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy turns around and Kane grabs him by the throat. Kane lifts him up in the air and plants him in the mat with a huge chokeslam! Kane holds down the arms of Jeff Hardy as the referee goes down to make the count. 1...2...3!

Result: Kane via pinfall @ 5:48

Kane gets up to his feet as the fans boo. The Ministry stands up on the apron and stares at Kane as Kane raises his arms and throws them down with the pyro exploding up off all four ring posts while the arena turns to a pitch black. Ministry's music then plays and the entire group gets out on the floor and walks up the rampway.

LATER TONIGHT: Street Fight
John Cena vs Umaga (w/Edge)

LATER TONIGHT: Tag Team Match
Shawn Michaels & Randy Orton vs The Undertaker & Ministry Partner of his choosing.

UP NEXT: Chris Jericho vs Muhammad Hassan (w/Daivari)

[b]Backstage we find John Cena getting ready by roating his head. The cameras fade to commercial.

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